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french kids take on the state + prison executions livestreamed?

vive la révolution

Despite France being routinely mocked for waving the white flag in times of conflict, its teenage population wants all the smoke when it comes to warring its own government.

Tabloid images of Parisian skies thick with tear gas and streets dotted with makeshift bonfires have become an almost bimonthly occurrence. Street protests are so deeply woven into France’s political culture that scenes which would signal an extraordinary breakdown of order elsewhere are practically par for the course across the Channel.

This latest kick-off isn’t about pension reform or another unpopular government appointment though, and it’s too early in the season for the yearly riots led by pissed-up PSG ultras. It’s all about education, and the growing frustration among young people who feel their futures are being compromised by a shit, unfair system.

The demonstrations are now in their third week, and students continue to abandon classrooms, blockade school entrances, and march through city centres in huge numbers. Cutting through the chaos, the grievances are hardly unreasonable.

Frustrations have built over years of chronic underfunding and neglect in France’s education system. Steep teacher shortages mean students regularly have no lessons to even go to, while overcrowded classrooms, crap facilities, and lengthy school days have fuelled a growing sense that students are being screwed out of their futures – all while being held to higher expectations than ever before.

The government has promised to recruit 3,000 substitute teachers to plug the gaps, but education unions argue that temporary staffing won’t solve deeper problems, particularly when shortages vary by subject and region. As of today, some 200 schools are closed which Education Minister Edouard Geffray said is ‘a decline compared to previous weeks.’ What a colossal fucking dub that is, just 200!

Anger towards the establishment has reached such fever pitch, that 57% of French citizens are aligned with the student movement according to recent polls. Imagine being so infuriating that you unite skiving youngens and Greta Thunberg with parents and the wider boomer generation. Impressive.

The authorities have no doubt continued to this sense of solidarity, by using excessive force against, well, minors. Nearly 7,000 have been arrested and several teenagers have reportedly sustained life-changing injuries, including a young man who lost a hand to a stun grenade and another who suffered irreparable damage to their eye.

The damage isn’t completely one-sided, but the images of school children clashing with burley riot squads are, if you’ll excuse my French, fucking stupid.

Inevitably, comparisons are being drawn with May 1968, when French student protests snowballed into a nationwide movement involving millions of workers and brought the country to a virtual standstill. We’re probably some way off a repeat, but with a presidential election looming and wider public frustrations already running high, the timing will have the government sweating.

And rightly so. Those just coming of age are already facing a grim job market, rising living costs, and a slim crack at entering homeownership. If the basic resources aren’t provided for them to even compete in that shite state of play, what is even the point?

prime time punishment

‘Medieval’ and ‘disturbing’: US plan to livestream execution elicits global condemnation – the guardian

Running out of horrendous shit to watch? Fret not, as the Pentagon is reportedly planning to livestream the execution of Nidal Malik Hansan, the former army psychiatrist convicted of killing 13 people at Fort Hood in 2009. Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has reportedly backed broadcasting his death by firing squad in December, because apparently public executions were a cultural tradition worth reviving. Human rights groups and politicians have condemned the proposal, but there’s a bunch of weirdos with appetite for this sort of smut. Hasan’s crimes were appalling, obviously, but surely the government can punish a murderer without inviting the general public to watch him get Swiss-cheesed. To be fair it’s probably the only live event on that weekend that isn’t pay-per-view. Read more

Think a firing squad is barbaric? Remember Christa Pike. – the washington post

Other forms of capital punishment are, of course, available… like the lethal injection, which sometimes isn’t that lethal. Last month, Tennessee attempted to execute Christa Pike, only for her to survive two doses of lethal drugs and wind up in hospital. Bit of a pig’s ear that, and no it isn’t the setup to an upcoming X-Men film. Lethal injection has long been touted as the more humane alternative to firing squads and electric chairs, largely because watching someone convulse with a bucket on their head is harder than witnessing someone ‘go to sleep’. As this Washington Post opinion piece argues, however, the clinical appearance of the procedure has done a lot of heavy lifting for its reputation. Botched executions are hardly unheard of, and the drugs involved can cause considerable suffering. This exceptional case is a grim reminder of that. Read more

pass the pad

‘Is there a mod in this?’ If you’ve ever wondered what Mario would look like hopping around in the Halo campaign, or fancied swinging around New York as GTA’s CJ, AI is apparently making those fever dreams a reality. Gamers have started using generative tools to mash together completely different video games, producing bizarre crossovers that would have required a small army of developers five years ago. Our Charlie says it’s all a bit of fun, but that there’s reason to be cautious. Beyond copyright headaches, the tech raises questions about online security while blurring the boundaries between creating something and stealing from somebody else’s work. It’s novel and amusing, but gamers surely won’t let it go beyond meme territory. Read more

Gears of War: E-Day Dev Confirms DDoS Attack– ign

You know what else is unacceptable? Letting people enjoy a game a week into launch. Over the weekend, Gears of War: E Day was paralysed by a DDoS attack. Developer The Coalition confirmed that its online services were overwhelmed leaving players struggling to login, facing disconnections from servers, and without the rewards and XP they’d earnt from siege or versus matches. Speculation has inevitably turned towards the online crowd who’ve been complaining that the franchise has gone ‘woke’ for featuring women in prominent roles and including LGBTQ+ banners in the online customisation options. There’s no confirmation, and losers squabbling for notoriety by ruining other people’s fun isn’t new. Either way, the grifter movement is next level with this one. Read more

murder and muffins

Britain has found something to agree on, and naturally it involves a bunch of celebrities lying through their teeth and stabbing each other in the back. The Celebrity Traitors has become a national obsession, with audiences reportedly topping 10 million and millions more dissecting every suspicious glance as though they’re personally investigating a murder. Producer Stephen Lambert reckons the show’s success comes down to its universal appeal, suspense, and the pleasure of knowing something the contestants don’t. Fair enough, though watching famous people become increasingly paranoid while dressed like members of a medieval cult probably helps. In an age when everyone’s watching different shit on seventeen different streaming services, it’s nice to have a proper national talking point again. Even if it’s just wink murder in a big house with Maya Jama. Read more

Why I’ll be watching Bake Off: What Nigella is teaching me about faith and joy – woman alive

Elsewhere on British television, Nigella Lawson is apparently doing the Lord’s work by encouraging people to enjoy their food. Writing for Woman Alive, Alex Noel explores what the domestic goddess can teach us about faith, pleasure, and the increasingly radical act of eating something without feeling guilty about it afterwards. Nigella’s enthusiasm for butter, chocolate, and generally having a lovely time in the kitchen is presented as a refreshing antidote to the endless dietary rules and self-improvement bollocks we’re subjected to. Noel also makes the case that Christianity needn’t be all sacrifice and solemn reflection, and that appreciating life’s little pleasures is perfectly compatible with having faith. Quite right, too. If God didn’t want us eating a packet of bakewells at 11pm, he probably shouldn’t have made them taste so fucking good. Read more

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