Rare deep-sea fish mysteriously washes ashore once again

After collecting and preserving the fish, the researchers stated they are viewing these events as rare and fortunate opportunities to study the football fish species in more depth.

At present, little is known about how they live aside from the fact that they spend most of their time thousands of feet below the ocean’s surface and use the mesmerising light attached to their heads to lure in prey.

The female football fish has a body that is covered in tiny spikes and their teeth – despite being sharp and long – are not used for tearing apart fish, but to trap them inside their mouths.

Male football fish, on the other hand, are not so intimidating. They act as parasites, attaching themselves onto the much larger female to gain nutrition. They then impregnate the female before eventually dying – charming.

Understandably, local environmentalists are concerned. They’ve quickly asked the question on everyone else’s minds: why is this fish, usually only found at ocean depths of 3,300 feet suddenly coming up for air?

Could it be the upwards of 14m tonnes of plastic that has ended up at the bottom of the ocean? Or perhaps increasing ocean acidification levels which are causing their normal environments to become unliveable – even at its deepest regions?

Scientists have noted that they don’t believe the species is under any real threat. They point out that if this was the case, it would likely result in hundreds more of the fish appearing onshore.

Further scientific investigation will be needed to draw up official conclusions. So far, the latest specimen was in perfect condition when it washed up.

All other football fishes that have washed up have had empty stomachs, but the latest appearance had one full of sand.

I’m certainly keen on trusting the science (or accepting this could be a freak accident), but if anyone needed a reminder to get our act together when it comes to ocean pollution and acidification, it’s worth viewing this as a clear – and frightening – message no one can ignore.