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nolan is too goated to ‘go broke’
This ain’t no little live-action Disney remake. It’s Christopher Nolan.
In the least surprising turn of events this summer, the masses flocked to see The Odyssey on opening weekend across the globe.
The movie already boasts a 95% critic score and a 97% user score on Rotten Tomatoes, making it the most critically revered Nolan project to date, though it is early days, granted.
In terms of the box office, it is far and away the director’s biggest success too. It has raked in a historic $264.1m already, driven by a record-breaking $52m from IMAX screens and an unprecedented $50m in advance ticket sales.
As remarkable as the numbers are, most of us saw something like this coming. The man brought us the Dark Knight trilogy, Inception, Dunkirk, Interstellar, Tenet, and Oppenheimer, all within the last 25 years. Anything he does draws immediate interest and earns big bucks.
Despite the obvious, however, there was a particularly loud corner of the internet who claimed the movie was destined to fail – and that it crashing and burning would be for the greater good.
The Twitter voyeurs among you know them well, no doubt. Have no fear, the far-right side of the tenuous ‘culture war’ is here, fighting to purge anything deemed DEI: or too gay/non-white to be considered A) cool, or B) faithful to ‘historical’ material.
Despite The Odyssey literally leaning on material from the mythic days of 12th century BCE, rendering it ancient to the ancient Greeks, the ‘anti woke’ brigade lost its shit over just about everything. You can have a cyclops monster stomping around, but Helen of Troy being portrayed by a Black woman (Lupita Nyong’o) in a few short scenes was thought to be absolutely mental.
The inclusion of Elliot Page, a trans actor who has featured in several of Nolan’s productions, also made the movie an apparent no-go before people even knew what Page’s role would be. Seconds after seeing preliminary IMDb casting lists, many instantly assumed he was stepping into the boots of Brad Pitt from Troy, a hypothesis that can only be described as moronic.
They – Elon Musk included – were ultimately left with egg on their face when the reviews revealed how brief the role was, and how it didn’t break narrative immersion at all. Some reviews state that Page’s performance is the film’s most impactful.
Chris Nolan desecrated Homer and groveled on his knees just to meet the woke rules required to win an Oscar.
What a worm.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 6, 2026
The situation is tiringly familiar. Only the blue ticks on Twitter can so confidently discern whether a mythical epic about monsters, gods, and prophecies is distinctly lacking in ‘historical accuracy.’ Overnight, everyone became scholars of Homer and decided exactly how the movie had to look according to their frantic ChatGPT searches.
After a 60-second teaser, it was decreed in countless comment sections that Nolan had run amok, and that ultimately he must suffer the consequences of going ‘broke’. It’s harsh, but his ‘woke mind’ conformity must cost him the twilight years of his career, and he will learn (along with the rest of the world) that forcing inclusivity down people’s throats will not be tolerated.
Didn’t quite pan out, did it?
Here’s a little reminder, all. Polarising content shoved down your throat on social media isn’t reflective of real life. If Nolan wants to include a few people of colour in his interpretation of a pretend story, he’ll do it.
Go and see The Odyssey like everyone else. It’s mint.
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